watersport5:

It’s a trap

watersport5:

It’s a trap

(Source: memewhore, via colinmorgay)

// I wonder if our animals give us names that we don’t know about//

onceuponawholockfannibal:

theotheristhedoctor:

fandoms-are-my-one-true-love:

assbutt-wizard-in-the-tardis:

like

Dog: Oh you got  new owner!

Cat: Yeah. She picked me up from the pound yesterday

Dog: She is so cute! What did you name her?

Cat: Steve.

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wow over the hedge fandom long time no see

(via i-am-off-to-destroy-jotunheim)

whydouwantaname:

erinhatesthings:

rose-on-the-mountain:

Back ground nurse:

"I have a shirt here, if you…oh my. wow. Hello. 
There is no shirt here.”


#all of our shirts have suddenly gone missing #it’s the strangest thing #no shirts at all #they’ve all been drafted to the war #yes #that’s it (via followthebluebell)

Tumblr wins the internet again.
crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

(via i-am-off-to-destroy-jotunheim)

epic-humor:

#COOL PARENTS

(Source: pleatedjeans, via i-am-off-to-destroy-jotunheim)

thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED
AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE
snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

thrintagecats:

maudelynn:

INCOMING SHUFFLESNUFFLER DETECTED

AUTOMATED DEFENSE SYSTEMS ONLINE

snufflesnufflesnuffle

putting this here for when i get sads. 

(Source: elliedijulio, via i-am-off-to-destroy-jotunheim)

(Source: colinmrgn, via poritzstiefel)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via colinmorgay)

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

(via superwhatlocked)

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